The ocean has a problem...

STOP THE WHALES

They're big. They're wet. They've been getting away with it for 50 million years.
It's time to take a stand.

The Whale Board of Directors

The Whale Menace is REAL

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Meet The Board

The shadowy figures behind the whale agenda. They've been running the oceans for millions of years.

The Whale Board of Directors - Orca, Beluga, and Blue Whale executives

Orcinus "The Boss" Orca

Chief Executive Predator. Runs the enforcement division. Known for "aggressive negotiations" with seals.

Beluga "Smiles" McWhite

Head of Public Relations. That smile? It's all PR. Don't trust it.

Sir Blubert Baleensworth III

Chairman of the Board. 200 tons of pure corporate power. Eats 6 tons of krill daily "for the shareholders."

Know Your Enemy

200 tons

Weight of a single blue whale. That's 200 tons of MENACE.

100+ years

Lifespan of some whales. They're playing the long game.

188 dB

Volume of a blue whale call. NOISE POLLUTION.

70%

Of Earth covered by their domain. They already won.

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